On AIR!!!!

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:27 pm

Welcome 3WFM! on todays show:

interesting facts and statistics
Top 5
special guests: paris hilton, lead man from Timbaland, George W Bush, hannibal
talk back radio taking your calls
adverts to pay for this and a comp or 2

Now to kick it off lets got to a commercial............

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ok welcome back to 3WFM! now time for some st.....*ring* oh its the fone, hello? "man u a rude son of a.........." *click* thats enough of that, now as i was saying time for some statistics:
No 1. 9 out of 10 people agree, u snooze you loose
No 2. 1 in every 200 billion people agree statistics are a great source of facts.
and finally No 3. 1 third of the world will be goat infested by 2006.

for more info on those and many more facts contact the WWBBS ( world wide bureau of bullshit statistics) and now too our first guest paris "is loose and gets around" Hilton......

(to be continued, note it may take a few days for this show to be written

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:39 pm

Oh just madlib like everyone else does!!! LOL

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:46 pm

... It had to be Hilton.

Yeah, that's a slogon for the next condom we make. "It had to be Hilton, if she can sit on it and not infect you, then they can too!"

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:44 pm

and can be supplied by the hilton hotel :p

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:25 am

Shelby wrote:

... It had to be Hilton.

Yeah, that's a slogon for the next condom we make. "It had to be Hilton, if she can sit on it and not infect you, then they can too!"

:icon_chewie: Icon_elmo

thats tops shelby, heh i suppose i should continues this....... after a coffee or ........1000 Icon_sFun_coffeeaddict

this may take a while folks!

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:58 pm

*Mondo sized coffee machine out, fills it and turns it on*
There you go my friend! Chug-a-lug!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:12 pm

oooh yeah!!! , gets an IV into Vein, may i suggest a never ending treatment?

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:13 pm

arrr!!! winters ahte to intrerupt but you got dead air!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:23 pm

oh right..... the show....... i'll just get my notes............. slam! *car starts up*

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:31 pm

*yells from window* look out for the closed gate and spikes on the ground!

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:20 am

*Pulls a hancock, and destroys Winter's car, after it's hit the spikes n all, using it to cause as much damage as is possible, and gackling*

mwhahaha.. back to your gelatinous state, fucker! XD

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:37 am

you cruel insane bastard!! get me a freezer stat!!! i got people to abuse!!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:52 pm

your mike is waiting and my fingure is poised over the on air button

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:49 am

Sadly, I am not receiving this show on my UK Virgin cable box. But then they never go all the way do they!

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:43 am

yeah there's just no justice in this worl LMAO, but probably a good thing since the host is a lazy bastard who doesn't finish what he started :icon_starsmiley-008: